Well what a load of crap this was. Despite Hugh Grant's awkward charm and Sarah Jessica Parker's...uh oh wait she has no good qualities, this movie was crap.
A separated couple goes out to dinner so that Hugh can try and win back his wife (who he cheated on while they couldn't conceive a child) and witness a murder. Thus they are put into the witness protection program and relocated until the murderer is found who is apparently some professional killer working for a mob boss of sorts.
They're sent to Ray, Wyoming which is essentially a ranching town with about 50 citizens occupying it. Everyone in town knows each other and doesn't get dressed with out attaching a gun to some part of their body.
Of course Sarah Jessica Parker calls the adoption agency who wanted to give her a baby and says she is relocated (but doesn't say where) and the adoption must be put on hold, though they've been repeatedly told to not use the phone or internet because they will be found by the murderer, and guess what? Because of this absurdly stupid act they are found.
Just as Hugh and Jessica decide to give it another shot she tells him she slept with someone during their separation, they fight just as the killer finds them and chases them around a rodeo until, yeah you guessed it, he pulls out a gun and everyone in town pulls a gun on him. Theres also some bull riding and horse tricks thrown in there for the cowboy in all our hearts. The murderer is arrested they go back to New York to go back to their normal lives, phew.
Final scene they bring home their adopted Chinese (they always are) baby and discover Sarah is pregnant as well, aww and they all lived happily ever after, and I want to blow my brains out.
I say- give me back 2 hours of my life this movie was a complete cinematic and budget blowing waste.
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